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Photo reblogged from The Culture Cowboy

Saving this one for later, you craven, common-kissing canker-blossoms.

(Source: aliceilluminated)

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Getting off the train at Powell

Post reblogged from When on BART

whenonbart:

My country cousins - they give us all a bad name.

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The Continuing Adventures of Frog and Toad

Chat reblogged from har har har

me: Frog and Toad Cross-Dress
Andrew: Frog and Toad Put Whiskey in Their Morning Coffee
me: Frog and Toad Spoon at Night
Andrew: Frog and Toad Spoil "Breaking Bad" for Their Friend Who's Only On Season 3
Andrew: Frog and Toad Join the Tea Party
me: Frog and Toad Twerk
me: Frog and Toad Need Singles for the Strip Club
Andrew: Frog and Toad Run a Chop Shop
me: Frog and Toad Attend Yoga to Hit on Women
Andrew: Frog and Toad Protest an Abortion Clinic
Andrew: Frog and Toad Buy a Condo in Scottsdale, Arizona
me: Frog and Toad Consider Buying a Timeshare
Andrew: Frog and Toad are Sleazy Volunteer Lifeguards
Andrew: Frog and Toad Wax Each Other's Backs
me: Frog and Toad are the First to Suggest Cannibalism After a Plane Crash in the Mountains
Andrew: Frog and Toad Start an Edit War on the John Wayne Gacy Wikipedia Page
me: Frog and Toad Love Each Other, No Homo
Andrew: Frog and Toad Hit a Kid and Drive Away
Andrew: Frog and Toad Are Bastards
me: Frog and Toad Ride a Stolen Motorcycle
Andrew: Frog and Toad Hot-Wire Some Kid's Power Wheels Jeep
Andrew: Frog and Toad Huff Propane
me: Frog and Toad Host an Orgy
Andrew: Frog and Toad Get Drunk and Ruin Your Bar Mitzvah
Andrew: Frog and Toad Lose Your College Money Gambling on Cockfighting
me: Frog and Toad Harass the Secretarial Pool
me: Frog and Toad Get Buzzed on Cough Syrup
Andrew: Frog and Toad Take Racquetball a Little Too Seriously
me: Frog and Toad Beat a Manslaughter Charge
Andrew: Frog and Toad Are Not Actually Licensed Physicians
Andrew: Frog and Toad Gets a Rejuvenating Fruit Acid Bath From Dr. Zizmor
me: Frog and Toad Sell Counterfeit Tooth Whitening Kits
Andrew: Frog and Toad Claim to be Traveling Dentists; Are Actually Murderous Bounty Hunters
Andrew: Frog and Toad Don't Really Want to Get Married But Can't See a Way Out
me: Frog and Toad Get Sued by Quentin Tarantino
Andrew: Frog and Toad Build a Toboggan
me: Frog and Toad Eat Frog Legs and Toad Soup
Andrew: Frog and Toad Won't Stop Talking About "Atlas Shrugged"
me: Frog and Toad Pray the Gay Away
me: Frog and Toad Don't Mind Eating All That Horsemeat
Andrew: Frog and Toad Feign Surprise That Somebody Took Mindy's Leftover Pizza From the Work Fridge