Sad Red Panda, America's Angriest Copywriter.

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Panda feels the same way about talking babies as he does about bundled securities. He disdains them.

Panda advises you to DIVERSIFY YO’ BONDS, BITCH!
Step to the Wu. Wu-Tang Financial.
(Source: jonahray)
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  I’m sure Pete Holmes is a good person, but damn I hate that ad. Ughh just shut up trying to sell stuff with your baby....
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