Sad Red Panda, America's Angriest Copywriter.

Saving this one for later, you craven, common-kissing...

welcometosuddenvalley — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 13:15:32 -0700

Saving this one for later, you craven, common-kissing canker-blossoms.

Getting off the train at Powell

welcometosuddenvalley — Wed, 03 Apr 2013 18:04:22 -0700

whenonbart:

My country cousins - they give us all a bad name.

The Continuing Adventures of Frog and Toad

welcometosuddenvalley — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 13:08:15 -0700

me: Frog and Toad Cross-Dress
Andrew: Frog and Toad Put Whiskey in Their Morning Coffee
me: Frog and Toad Spoon at Night
Andrew: Frog and Toad Spoil "Breaking Bad" for Their Friend Who's Only On Season 3
Andrew: Frog and Toad Join the Tea Party
me: Frog and Toad Twerk
me: Frog and Toad Need Singles for the Strip Club
Andrew: Frog and Toad Run a Chop Shop
me: Frog and Toad Attend Yoga to Hit on Women
Andrew: Frog and Toad Protest an Abortion Clinic
Andrew: Frog and Toad Buy a Condo in Scottsdale, Arizona
me: Frog and Toad Consider Buying a Timeshare
Andrew: Frog and Toad are Sleazy Volunteer Lifeguards
Andrew: Frog and Toad Wax Each Other's Backs
me: Frog and Toad are the First to Suggest Cannibalism After a Plane Crash in the Mountains
Andrew: Frog and Toad Start an Edit War on the John Wayne Gacy Wikipedia Page
me: Frog and Toad Love Each Other, No Homo
Andrew: Frog and Toad Hit a Kid and Drive Away
Andrew: Frog and Toad Are Bastards
me: Frog and Toad Ride a Stolen Motorcycle
Andrew: Frog and Toad Hot-Wire Some Kid's Power Wheels Jeep
Andrew: Frog and Toad Huff Propane
me: Frog and Toad Host an Orgy
Andrew: Frog and Toad Get Drunk and Ruin Your Bar Mitzvah
Andrew: Frog and Toad Lose Your College Money Gambling on Cockfighting
me: Frog and Toad Harass the Secretarial Pool
me: Frog and Toad Get Buzzed on Cough Syrup
Andrew: Frog and Toad Take Racquetball a Little Too Seriously
me: Frog and Toad Beat a Manslaughter Charge
Andrew: Frog and Toad Are Not Actually Licensed Physicians
Andrew: Frog and Toad Gets a Rejuvenating Fruit Acid Bath From Dr. Zizmor
me: Frog and Toad Sell Counterfeit Tooth Whitening Kits
Andrew: Frog and Toad Claim to be Traveling Dentists; Are Actually Murderous Bounty Hunters
Andrew: Frog and Toad Don't Really Want to Get Married But Can't See a Way Out
me: Frog and Toad Get Sued by Quentin Tarantino
Andrew: Frog and Toad Build a Toboggan
me: Frog and Toad Eat Frog Legs and Toad Soup
Andrew: Frog and Toad Won't Stop Talking About "Atlas Shrugged"
me: Frog and Toad Pray the Gay Away
me: Frog and Toad Don't Mind Eating All That Horsemeat
Andrew: Frog and Toad Feign Surprise That Somebody Took Mindy's Leftover Pizza From the Work Fridge

And that’s why Panda should not be given tequila, no...

welcometosuddenvalley — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 13:55:26 -0800

And that’s why Panda should not be given tequila, no matter how much I beg.

thefrogman:

[via sayomg | video]

Mr. Sulu, Tuesday sucks. Get us out of here.

welcometosuddenvalley — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 14:47:54 -0800

Mr. Sulu, Tuesday sucks. Get us out of here.

This image bothers me. Via thefrogman. (Crediting others also...

welcometosuddenvalley — Wed, 02 Jan 2013 10:55:48 -0800

This image bothers me.

Via thefrogman. (Crediting others also bothers me.)

Cousin Monkey Gets His Big Break.

welcometosuddenvalley — Mon, 17 Dec 2012 15:18:56 -0800

Cousin Monkey Gets His Big Break.

Oh, and thanks for fucking up World War Z, pretty boy.

welcometosuddenvalley — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 10:27:00 -0800

Oh, and thanks for fucking up World War Z, pretty boy.

harharhar: “Fuck It.” by the Steady Print Shop Co. Limited...

welcometosuddenvalley — Tue, 04 Dec 2012 14:59:15 -0800

harharhar:

“Fuck It.” by the Steady Print Shop Co.
Limited edition of 50 12” x 18” prints, $15 each

Bow wow wow/yippee-yo, yippee-ay…

This is my cousin, Shoe Fetish Red Panda. He’s a bit of a...

welcometosuddenvalley — Thu, 29 Nov 2012 13:11:04 -0800

This is my cousin, Shoe Fetish Red Panda. He’s a bit of a freak.

how I feel when a meeting goes on for way longer than it should

welcometosuddenvalley — Thu, 15 Nov 2012 13:32:35 -0800

thisadvertisinglife:

“What? There are snacks at the meeting? WHY DIDN’T...

welcometosuddenvalley — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 17:51:40 -0800

“What? There are snacks at the meeting? WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY SO!?!?”

Derek should quit whining and make the logo bigger so we can put...

welcometosuddenvalley — Thu, 20 Sep 2012 15:20:38 -0700

Derek should quit whining and make the logo bigger so we can put this abomination to bed and hit the fucking bar.

when we work until midnight three nights in a row to prepare for a big client presentation and they cancel an hour before

welcometosuddenvalley — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 15:27:52 -0700

thisadvertisinglife:

Panda’s going out for a smoke.

when the client sets up time to discuss round 10 of changes

welcometosuddenvalley — Fri, 17 Aug 2012 13:59:24 -0700

thisadvertisinglife:

“We’re nearly there.”

Does this scene look familiar?

Sure. We’ll make the fucking logo bigger. Whatever.

welcometosuddenvalley — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 11:12:55 -0700

Sure. We’ll make the fucking logo bigger. Whatever.

when the client writes their own headline but tells me I can "play around with it"

welcometosuddenvalley — Thu, 09 Aug 2012 14:25:10 -0700

thisadvertisinglife:

which really means “we’re eventually just going to use this line anyway no matter what you do”

YES.

when someone suggests doing a flash mob for a campaign

welcometosuddenvalley — Thu, 09 Aug 2012 14:07:49 -0700

thisadvertisinglife:

Yep.

welcometosuddenvalley — Thu, 02 Aug 2012 13:20:30 -0700

Yep.

when I'm the only creative in a client brainstorm session

welcometosuddenvalley — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 11:43:22 -0700

thisadvertisinglife:

This is Panda. At this very moment.