Sad Red Panda, America's Angriest Copywriter.
Cynicism served daily. Read it and weep.
(Or don't. Whatever.)
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Photo reblogged from Visit ForGIFs.com for more
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There. I fixed it.*
*Not really. Someone else did. But I would have, if I were tall enough to reach the editing bay.
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Post reblogged from Fucking Creatives
Panda has often wondered which Panda loathes more, the “Beef It Up,” or the “Jazz It Up.” Panda has been asked many times to “Make It More Professional,” i.e. “Jazz It Down.” But never has Panda been asked to “Beef It Down.” (Checks delete key; finds it operational.)
Panda is pleased by this. Have your client call Panda.
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Oops. Can’t make the meeting. Darn the luck.
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ME: “Hey, can you push this deadline? I’m slammed.”
EVIL ACCOUNT MARSUPIAL: “Want me to order dinner for you?”
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Yes, I recycled the headline. Recycling is good for the planet. Unless you hate America.
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Link reblogged from har har har
What does it take to be F. Scott Fitzgerald? 122 rejection letters pinned to a Bronx apartment wall and streetcar slogans for a Muscatine, Iowa laundry.
Way to go, harharhar, even if you did leave off “self-loathing and wood alcohol.”
P.S. Muscatine called. They said to make the logo bigger. Sigh.
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Photo reblogged from Neither Gentleman Nor Scholar
